It’s Cinco de Mayo, which means people here in the US are going to go too hard and act a fool. I have some experience in going out to watering holes and acting like an unhinged lunatic while not wronging people or going to jail, so here’s some advice:
- This isn’t Mexico’s July 4th. Their independence day is September 16th.
- Don’t drink Corona. It tastes like sulphur. I know their ads are seductive. Don’t drink Corona.
- If you’re not an experienced drunk, today is not the day to push your limits. All hell will be breaking loose at many bars, and you’re going to have a more difficult time getting home and avoiding things like injury or stray vomit.