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Markgraf and Stewart hired, Petke fired, and more: Freedom Kicks for 8/13/19

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Goooood morning, good morning, folks. Anyone in the market for a car? I’m finally getting ready to replace mine. And let me tell you, you won’t want to pass this up. This car:

  • is beige
  • has a broken antenna
  • but has a radio that mostly still works
  • has a broken tape deck
  • but has functioning a/c
  • sports an array of scratches on the outside
  • but is pretty roomy on the inside

Plus, having come on the scene back in ‘96, it is basically vintage.