Hi. That was fun. Did you have fun? I had fun. There is a lot today so dig in.
Do you want the on-field stuff? We got you, with recaps D.C. United’s 3-1 win over the Vancouver Whitecaps from us (with more here), MLS (with more here, here and here) and WaPo (with more here and here). On the true North side, The Province covers BC.
Want Wayne Rooney links? You’re in luck too: SB Nation, Washington Times, Guardian, Sky Sports, ESPN and Goal talk about his night, while the Daily Mail covers his new sort of anonymous life.