The marathon that is D.C. United’s most jam-packed portion of 2019 is just about over. The finish line is just down the road. In the interest of preserving what little mental processing power I have left, let’s just get started with the big rumor, which has Ashley Young leaving Manchester United for D.C. United:
Rumours here in the USA are that Ashley Young has been approached by DC United to team up with Wayne Rooney this summer | #MUFC
— Peter Harding (@PHardingSport) May 29, 2019
We’ve dealt with this kind of rumor before, and as long as Wayne Rooney is in town, we’re going to hear them again.