Hello, I’m very full and maybe just a little drunk on Old Rasputin. Before you steel yourself for the bloodbath of consumerism that is Black Friday, take some time to read some stuff. I wish you well in the deathmatch that precedes your purchases. May the Mall-God imbue you with a divine rage!
D.C. United season review: Patrick Mullins
Guess what site was the only one to write anything new about D.C. United yesterday? That’s right, your favorite nerds.
Death to the Myth of MLS 4.0 | FiftyFive.One
I’ll let Wes Burdine sum up his own piece with this quote from near the end:
By pimping out fans, MLS runs the risk of auctioning off its chief asset and becoming just a less efficient NFL.