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Arsene Wenger wants all the World Cups, Marta distributes Ls, and more: Freedom Kicks for March 17, 2021

Happy St. Patrick’s Day, everyone. I hope you all have your green on today and will celebrate responsibly. Leave Amateur Hour in the pre-pandemic life and enjoy with a nice beverage at home or amongst some socially distant friends. Before you discover your Irish roots, here’s the news from yesterday:

Arsene Wenger wants the World Cup and the Euros to be played every 2 years and all the other competitions to go away. Now, I know some of us will react irrationally to that idea, but honestly, I think Dr. Evil can speak for all of us:

Marta is out here disrespecting lives during Orlando Pride’s preseason, and we’re all here for it.