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Alvaro Saborio retires, MLS preseason, Hope Solo, and more: Freedom Kicks for 2/10/2017

I fell asleep in front of the TV after the Caps game, and woke up at 3am to a spray-tanned fellow screaming and hollering about some sort of all-natural pill to fix joint pain. The claim, at least as far as the computer graphic that came with this cacophony is concerned, is that the pill will smash water into your cartilage. There was a lengthy diatribe against “chemicals,” and no one had the heart to point out to this loud man that he was himself selling a chemical.

This is the long way of saying I don’t have much else to report.