Ugly Sweater Party: Mooterus Walks Into A Bar...

At this time of year, you might be invited to an Ugly Sweater party as part of holiday festivities. NHL teams could throw one of their own given the atrocities we’ve been subject to over the years.

Like this candy cane-striped Montreal Canadiens jersey that will make you think you’re being put into a hypnotic trance if you stare at it too long:

Or nearly every jersey the Nashville Predators have had, but especially this puke-colored sweater featuring a nightmare-fueled cartoon cat:

But literally nothing could be worse than the Dallas Stars entry to the party: the Mooterus.