The Dallas Stars of four seasons ago (when Jamie Benn won the Art Ross Trophy and the Stars still missed out on the playoffs) would have killed for the superhuman goaltending they got this season from Ben Bishop. The Stars of this season would probably commit crimes for the scoring power of yesteryear, but A) no one wants to commit actual crimes and go to actual jail and B) why bend the laws of space and time when Phil Kessel is apparently available again?
Kessel gets a bad rap for a lot of things.