The Dallas Stars lost a tough, back and forth, punch in the face contest last night to the St. Louis Blues. But thankfully, they're still 1st in the Central.
You're gonna hear this a lot. How getting three points out of four against the top teams in the Central while remaining in 1st is great, and functionally ideal.
I get it. But I feel too much like the neg head downer personified plane of existence Robert put on trial in his wonderfully literate Game 70 breakdown. Dallas deserved four points. If only the zebras and Dallas' goaltending hex of a historical system weren't standing directly in everyone else's way.