As the Jackets' cannon and everyone's favorite llama would say: Boom, baby! (That is the sound of a good team shooting themselves in the foot)
The Stars painted a carbon copy of far too many other games in which they tallied 40+ shots, falling to Columbus 6-3 Tuesday night. Curtis McElhinney shut down some grade-A chances for Dallas, and the Stars' power play couldn't take advantage of their opportunities.
Jason Spezza and Patrick Sharp in particular could have had a pair of goals apiece, but alas, the Stars' record against the dregs of the NHL remains unblemished in its paltry ineptitude.