Yes, it would definitely be crazy. It would also be awesome. Here's what it would look like.
July 1st isn't here yet, but since we're officially in the weird period between season's end and the 2016-17 shopping spree, it is a good time to have a look at what awaits us when the bell rings. And what better way to start than with that age-old American tradition, gluttony? Yes, I am talking about signing a former 60-goal scorer.
I know, I know. "More offense? Pish posh!" and all that, but stick with me, because I wouldn't be writing about this if I didn't have the kernel of an idea of how it could work.