The Oilers are a bad hockey team. The Stars have been playing badly. Tonight, the Oilers were worse.
Let's go ahead and lead with the image that best encapsulates what the Stars did tonight:
Right in the ol' wedding vegetables, and yes, I have video of the Oilers' feed:
Okay, anyway. This game was a high-event start that aged both coaches twenty years before as many minutes had elapsed. Luckily for the Stars, Spezza got the better of Cam "Three More Years!" Talbot with a gift of a chance after OilerSoccer took over in front of the net.