Mike Heika once again turns to '80s cinema to explain what's going on with the Dallas Stars right now, and you know it's a scolding when he invokes Principal Rooney from "Ferris Bueller's Day Off."
...[I]n a perfect world, the Stars would be hacking the school computer and changing the NHL stats, just like Ferris Bueller did back in the day. But that's not possible with today's technology and the league's new bullet-proof website.
No, they have to face the fact they lead the league in most times allowing six or more goals in a game.