Don't like any of the candidates on this Super Tuesday?
Fear not. We've compiled a list of D-FW sports personalities to support instead and came up with campaign slogans for each one.
Be sure to vote at the end of this post for your favorite, or click here to do so if you're on a mobile device.
If the Dallas Mavericks owner ever faces off with his No. 1 frenemy, Donald Trump, this should be near the top of his trash talk list.
The Dallas Wings (formerly Tulsa Shock) tip off their inaugural D-FW season this year, which could feature Skylar Diggins' return from a torn ACL.