Nothing goes together quite like anesthesia and sports fandom.
Just ask Dianne Garcia.
See, Garcia was on the way home from having her wisdom teeth removed. Before the operation she asked her roommate, who was doubling as her chauffeur for the morning, to capture her drug-induced behavior on video.
In an emotional, teary rant, Garcia professed her love for Mavericks forward Dirk Nowitzki, calling him the greatest of all-time. She also praised the his loyalty to the organization and hopes that the future hall-of-famer will come back for one more year.