In the latest unfortunate Kristaps Porzingis news, quickly becoming a serial, some Russians reportedly roughed up the Unicorn in a Latvian bar because he left the Knicks for the Mavs. I suppose the explanation is conceivable. If so, it should make Adam Silver happy, seeing as it offers the commissioner further proof that the NBA's globalization is going great guns.
We don't have all the facts as to what left Porzingis with a bloody gash and a ripped shirt on a TMZ video, but this much is fairly certain:
Ever since the Mavs made a risky deal on Jan.