The Dallas Mavericks are picking fifth because life is pointless and nothing matters

The Dallas Mavericks entered tonight with the third-best odds at the NBA Draft Lottery. They are picking fifth.

Speaking of, remember that game against the Portland Trail Blazers on April 3? When the West’s third seed rolled into Dallas, without its playoff standing locked in, and promptly laid the biggest turd I’ve seen in some time? The Mavericks won 115-109, one of just two wins in the final 14 games.

I mean, look at this liquid diarrhea of a box score:

What in the holy hell, Portland.