If you want to thank anyone for forcing Mark Cuban to give up on his preposterous post-NBA title blueprint to keep the Dallas Mavericks in contention, send DeAndre Jordan a card.
And if you want to blame anyone for ruining the last few years of Dirk Nowitzki's career, egg Jordan's house.
Illustrating just how short our collective memories are any more, the Mavericks have deliberately forgotten the level of wreckage once caused by Jordan's infamous Indecision.
No one player did more damage to the Mavs' rebuilding plans more than the former Texas A&M center, who now is the object of Mark Cuban's lustful basketball eye again.