While watching the fourth quarter of the wild ride between the Mavericks and Jazz on Monday night I said to myself (not to anyone else, I’m very lonely) “Hey, Kristaps looks tan as hell tonight.” So, I headed to the Mavs Moneyball Slack to make the same observation. Nobody there indulged me, because my coworkers are adults and I am but a humble idiot.
BUT, when I mentioned the possibility of writing something about this phenomenon, my Lord and Savior, Matt Gilroy, said “Kirk’s asleep, so I say yes.” This is your fault, Kirk.