Are you worried about Luka Doncic’s slow starts to every season, or are you just jealous that he can pick-and-roll himself into shape? Do you find yourself arguing with your friends about Luka’s fitness level? Should the Dallas Mavericks be concerned?
First of all, how dare you. Secondly, worrying about Luka’s fitness ignores a long tradition of elite athletes looking like they’re wildly unfit. Have you ever heard of Babe Ruth? One of the best baseball players of all time, yet he looked like there was never a cheeseburger he met he didn’t eat.