Long time readers may remember the weird and wonderful summer of 2014, when the legendary Andy Tobolowsky wrote story after story on Fridays. They were all fictional tales of our bizarre and unflappable Dallas Mavericks. Today, he returns to the site with a gothic tale to ponder as we watch DFS continue to improve.
When they asked him how he’d managed it, Dorian Finney-Smith just smiled.
“Dorian,” they said. “How did you do it?”
He smiled.
“How did you become a decent offensive player?”
“I mean you were literally the worst offensive player in NBA history.