One of my favorite things to do is to imagine obscure scenarios involving my favorite athletes. I imagine (former Texas Rangers third baseman) Adrian Beltre shopping at Whole Foods examining a cucumber and for a brief, fleeting moment, he can’t tell if it’s a cucumber or a zucchini. Or, I imagine Lakers great LeBron James — a Nike athlete who ostensibly receives new apparel and shoes everyday — searching his entire mansion for a sock (one sock) that’s gone missing. Sometimes, I imagine Cowboys linebacker Jaylon Smith tackling a to-do list at his house while grumbling about having to tackle a to-do list at his house.
Dirk and Luka: A Conversation
