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Contankulations (Congratulations Parody Video)

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Mark Cuban called, “Did you see me on TV?”
Oh, how things have changed since Dirk was young.
Won like 50 games ever since 2001
Those days they might be done cause...

Now they’re always asking if we’re tanking
Everyday were falling in the rankings
Even when H-B is banking
Late in games, can’t get a break but they say we tanking…
They say we’re tanking…

Well first we drafted Dennis
Thought Noel could defend us
And Yogi could back it
Had a Curry to stack it
-Harry B hitting practice
Like an Iverson contradict
Too many Vets in the attic
But a trade problematic, huh?