Phil Simms will replace Tony Romo in Week 2 after Romo injures his back in the CBS booth during the season opener.
Phil Simms will beat out Tom Savage in the preseason and start for the Houston Texans.
Phil Simms will be back with Jim Nantz in January because Romo doesn't really do playoffs.
We've seen and heard all the jokes, and it has been a rougher week for some than others in the wake of Romo's surprise decision and CBS' bigger surprise of an offer.
Allowing the dust to settle just a bit, we try to identify the real winners and losers as Romo heads to the booth, Dak Prescott glances over his shoulder and sees only Kellen Moore and Simms waits to hear what CBS has in store for him.