Just barely into February, we already have a quick candidate for the best obituary of 2018.
This gem comes from the family of a dedicated Cowboys fan, the late Robert Clyde Drew:
"A loyal Cowboys fan, he died peacefully with his daughter by his side, knowing full well that Dez, did, in fact, catch the ball," his obituary reads on the site of Wichita Falls funeral home Dignity Memorial.
And his family even has a theory behind the timing of Mr. Drew's passing:
"Robert Clyde Drew, beloved husband, father, and Papa, drew his last breath January 25, 2018, mainly, we suspect, to prevent himself from having to watch the Patriots and Eagles in the Super Bowl.