Editorial note: This was written before Jason Witten’s return was announced, which just makes the headline all the more true.
The NFL Combine is underway! That means that after the long, three-week drought, football is back at the forefront of the sports world where the Good Lord meant it to be. Or something. The annual Underwear Olympics have morphed from a way to get a bunch of top college prospects together so all the teams can do some intense scouting at once into a true event - and not always because of the hopefuls getting measured, doing drills, and meeting with teams.