On the occasion of the Cowboys' golden anniversary, a friend and recovering sportswriter propositioned your intrepid reporter about a coffee table book on the 'Boys. Naturally, he wanted a go-between with Jerry Jones. Didn't take long to disabuse him of any such notions.
First, under the terms of my current professional relationship with Jerry, it would be considered highly unethical to engage in any business dealings.
And more to the point, he'd end up with all the money after we did all the work.
The reason for bringing this up is that even after all this time, not to mention therapy, people still don't get Jerry.