The Cowboys have driven plenty of fans to drink, including those who cheer for and against the team.
The team, a coach, a player or the owner often does something so colossally stupid during a game that every inanimate object within reach is suddenly at risk.
Opposing teams causes headaches, too.
Last Saturday, Seahawks wide receiver Doug Baldwin made a ridiculous fourth-down catch that eventually lead to have the Seattle a 14-10 lead.
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Nick Maryn promptly slapped his hand against the brick wall inside his Chicago apartment.