If you are tired of the Jason Witten overkill, blame the Dallas Mavericks. Dallas Stars. Or Texas Rangers.
Or Jerry Jones.
These are lean times in our professional sports pasture that is permeated by the undeniable scent of cowflop.
In the past 10 years, the Dallas Stars have have two playoff appearances but six head coaches. The Mavericks eagerly await news where their lottery ping-pong ball will land them in the NBA draft. And the Rangers are led by a 44-year-old pitcher as they breeze along in last place in the AL West.