What day is it? Monday, you silly. It’s Monday and there’s going to be Dallas Cowboys football, and that’s got me excited.
In fact I’m so excited I’m ready to say that Taco Charlton is going to sack Carson Palmer 14 times tonight, but I’m not going to do that, don’t worry.
That’d be something bold, a particularly spicy bold take if I say so myself. While there’s nothing wrong with spicy tacos (I’m a huge fan of spicy food personally), bold predictions need to be out there, but also practical.