NFL Network analyst Brian Baldinger treated viewers to a very cutely staged rant this week, taking the Dallas Cowboys to task for not selecting a running back in the 2015 NFL Draft. His analysis raised two important questions. The first was, “Who wrote this garbage?” The second, more salient question was, “Why the hell am I watching it?”
Such is the cross to bear for NFL geeks in the month of May. What’s a junkie to do, switch over to ESPN? Like a drunk switching from hand sanitizer to rubbing alcohol, it all burns going down and leaves a man feeling seedy and unfulfilled.