Over the winter (thank goodness that’s over), I got to use my fireplace a whole lot. It was wonderful.
The worst part about having a fire though, something nobody tells you, is how difficult it is to keep the wood balanced if you don’t have the right grate for it. I had one with only three rods so holding wood, especially as it burned, became difficult (I’ve since gotten a better one, don’t worry).
Having a conversation about Dak Prescott’s legitimacy as an NFL quarterback is a lot like trying to balance burning wood on a grate that can’t hold a lot of it.