We now resume our regularly scheduled speculation about the Dallas Cowboys. After a brief moment of worry about Ezekiel Elliott getting hit with another suspension when he was summoned to meet with Roger Goodell, we all were able to take a deep breath of relief when the matter was both fairly and expeditiously resolved, with no more cost to Elliott than a contrite (and possibly league-approved) statement of remorse over what happened in Vegas (which goes to show you shouldn’t put too much faith in things staying there in the era of phone cams and social media).