An attempt to talk the Cowboys into doing the right thing.
Dear Jerry Jones,
If I know you, this letter is a moot point. You’ve probably already called J.J. Watt. Heck, you probably sent the Pork Chopper to pick him up. Tell the pilot to be careful coming back. Houstonians aren’t too happy about losing a local icon, to say the least. Might look like the last helicopter out of Saigon.
Speaking of which, what’s up with the Texans? First they make Deshaun Watson so unhappy, he demands a trade.