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Zaha doesn't take a day off
Some of you might be old enough to remember the two seasons that Wilfried Zaha spent at Man United from 2013-15 after coming up through the ranks and becoming a star at Crystal Palace. It didn't work out too well for him at Old Trafford, with several loans (one of them back to Palace) and an eventual return to his original club in 2015 following just two Premier League appearances (four total) for the Red Devils.