*AIR HORNSSSSSSSSS*
Fiery, eye-catching rhymes have been important in the sports world for decades. Ever since Curtis Blow set the basketball world on fire with "Basketball", rap and sports have intertwined to add to the culture of each other. And here at Underdog Dynasty, we appreciate heat. To show that appreciation, we parodied some of our favorite lyrics and made them about various schools from the Group of Five instead. Enjoy.
Houston
Herman up in the morning, gotta thank Greg
The senior QB gonna take the AAC down a peg
No competition from the fakes, no hate,
But the Cougars getting this title on a silver plate
UTSA
Coker had a really big ring
Didn’t mean a damn thing
Make me po’ up the lean
New Mexico State
I don’t know what you heard about me
Las Cruces no media market as you can see
Now it’s off to the slums of the S-L-C
Rice
Oh, it’s Rice
The future fund manager seems to play football alright
He’s scheming around the market’s rise
The Owls’ holder seeks to hold footballs up right
USF
The American is mine, Houston get back!