Twas the night before CannonFest, fan unity our goal
Not a player was slandered, not even Boll;
My #CBJ milk was poured in my glass with care,
In hopes that I'd soon see some players there;
Anticipation of greatness, past year trends,
#HartnellDown donations, and meeting new friends;
something, something, something, something...
Now! Wagner, now! Lukan, now! GregMay and UB Soilders,
On! Wooten, on! Ashley, on! Artillery and Schroeder
something, something...
But I heard him exclaim, like a voice from God --
Enjoy CannonFest you ALL,
and you're welcome for Brandon Saad