My birthday is Saturday. I’ll be, well, probably younger than many readers here (and no, I won’t get off of your lawns). As a result I’m asking my favorite crazy and unpredictable uncle, the Columbus Blue Jackets, for some gifts this year. Nothing too expensive, nothing extravagant, just a couple things that I’d like from them as I hit the ripe old age of [REDACTED].
1. Salary cap relief, however you can get it
This might be the most difficult gift the Blue Jackets can get for me, but we’ll see what happens!