We’re not going streaking! Rockies keep their clothes on

Much like Will Ferrell from the American classic Old School, the Colorado Rockies days of wildly going streaking appear to be well behind them. Sure, seven or 10 years ago, the Rockies were defined by their penchant for craziness. Weren’t we all?

They’d go streaking, especially in ’07 and ’09, they’d party for 22 innings in San Diego, experience some massive summer hangovers, wake up in the winter time wondering how so much promise went down the drain so quickly, and then make all the same mistakes over again the next year.

They’re not doing that anymore. They’re keeping their clothes on. They’re acting like adults (or at least pretending as well as any of the rest of us) and they are playing…