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Rockies Pitching: The Meatball Paradigm

Today’s Rockpile has something for everyone: First, for something a little different, I’ll discuss the Rockies. I’m sure this is not something you were expecting But just for fun, I’ll also briefly mention teams that are not the Rockies!

But wait! There’s more! You’ll also get intangibles. And for those of you rolling your eyes, don’t worry: You’ll get tangibles as well.

We’ll also briefly discuss social justice, but in case you were concerned, never fear. No actual justice is involved!

I can also promise you occasional sincerity, moderate to high levels of snark and at least one (1) of the following: sex, drugs, rock ‘n’ roll.