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Rockies channel their inner Tim Tebow in win over D-backs

I'm sure most Denver fans are familiar with the Tim Tebow path to victory in professional sports, but in case anybody needs a reminder, here's a quick step by step refresher:

1) Play like absolute garbage for the first 90 percent of the game.

2) Have the defense play just well enough to keep the score respectable.

3) Just when the game seems out of reach, start executing plays.

4) When it looks like the comeback is going to be too little too late, watch the opponent stick their head up their tailpipe and make an inexplicably dumb decision.