The St. Louis Cardinals’ hacking scandal is absolutely incredible and you should embrace it, because it’s ridiculous and wild and something out of a movie.
The future is upon us, you guys! The St. Louis Cardinals were caught with their pants down with their hands in the cookie jar with their grubby fingers all over the computers of the Houston Astros, hacking into their systems to gain proprietary information on players, stats, trades, and maybe even all the catering places the Astros call out to for front office corporate lunches.
Those two teams aren’t even in the same damn league, let alone the same division any more, so I’m not sure how much the Cardinals believe they would’ve benefitted from the Astros’ information aside from, like, a specific trade or two.