If you haven’t heard, baseball is still in a lockout, and we as fans are stuck in some kind of purgatory where we are doomed to listen to that Applebee’s country song on repeat while Dinger tries out for a hockey team. Nevertheless, sometimes a little oasis arrives in the wild wilderness of Twitter that provides a short respite from the labor negotiations and world strife, and enjoy a fun thought experiment. The Rockies have plenty of options in the stacked National League West, so let’s see what players I wouldn’t mind snagging from our opponents that could fit into the makeup of the Rockies.