Every day is a nothing burger. And every day the Rockies take another bite.
No team in this franchise’s less-than-storied history has ever been worse in a single month than the 6-19 record in this July. Smell that dumpster fire at Coors Field? It is a mixture of the wormy wood of hitters and rotten leather of fielders, set ablaze by closer Wade Davis.
At the risk of getting too technical in our evaluation: P.U. These Rockies stink.
“Trust me,” general manager Jeff Bridich said Wednesday, “I’m wearing it.”
After a 5-1 loss in which Davis got blasted then booed off the mound when the Dodgers scored all their runs in the top of the ninth, the Rockies sit so far out of playoff contention it’s a connecting flight.