If he were in a division with George Santos and the guy who’s been stealing monkeys from the Dallas Zoo, Dick Monfort would be crushing the winter like an old soda can.
Alas, the Rockies are still strapped to the National League West, and Monfort seems intent on dragging the best fan base in Major League Baseball over the waterfall with him, riding shotgun on the descent to madness.
While the Broncos landed Sean Payton, the best free-agent NFL coach on the market and Deion Sanders is turning the clock on CU football back to 1994, Monfort, the Rockies’ owner/chairman/CEO/cheerleader, has had one foot in a bucket.