This week, in a move to clear space on the 40-man roster, the Rockies and GM Jeff Bridich cut ties with both Brooks Brown and Michael McKenry. Brown was claimed almost immediately by the Dodgers, who continue their plan to create a bullpen of Rockies castoffs that will ruin our lives.
Meanwhile, McKenry became a free agent, where he will likely sign a minor league deal on just about any team looking for catching depth. He’ll probably break camp with said team, and in June or July he will likely visit Coors Field and crush three doubles and a home run off Rockies pitching in a 12-3 blowout, allowing the hot takes to successfully attach themselves to evidence.