Each week here at Purple Row, I sit down at my laptop (often still in my pajamas), crack my knuckles, pop in my headphones and crank some ska punk, and try to figure out what interesting headline I could possibly write to draw in readers. Sometimes it takes a while because I get distracted watching Tik Toks about Dragon Ball Z, dogs doing silly things, or someone doing an impeccable Jeff Goldblum impression. Other times I’m scouring stats and just feeling frustrated at what the Rockies are doing. I just couldn’t find something to write about that made me excited.