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If the Colorado Avalanche played baseball, here's how their starting nine would shake out

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Mile High Hockey gives Purple Row a look at how the Colorado Avalanche would look if they were actually a baseball team.

On the morning of April 26th 2016, the North American Aerospace Defense Command detected an incoming meteor from outer space. Before they could scramble Ben Affleck and Bruce Willis to fly up and destroy it, the intergalactic rock fell to earth and crushed the entire Colorado Rockies 25-man roster - which was devastating, considering their surprising 17-3 start.

Richard L. Monfort, from comfort of his Greeley ranch, was inconsolable. "Mon dieu!