This past weekend, Bob Costas completely annihilated Pedro Strop and several of his dead relatives after a poor performance. This outing from Strop seemingly hurt Bob so bad he had to pull out a burn Walt Whitman would be proud of. This got me thinking, what if Bob was put in charge of a Rockies game? What if Bob had to watch an actually bad bullpen? Here are some quotes from Bob announcing a Rockies game with the poetic burns of the hall of fame announcer.
On LaTroy Hawkins:
“I can only assume that LaTroy will be forced to call his son and put him up for adoption after such a performance.